We're Canny


We make healthy Chocolate Milk... that talks Geordie!

More about us

Givvus a Shake!*
*Click Me!

Our spanking new Canny Chocolate Milk Carton
Don't be SHy, keep gan doon!

What's the crack?!

Our milkshakes are born and bred in Newcastle and started on a farm in Northumberland.

Liam and Simon being belta

The boys are back in toon!

Aren't we canny*
*Funny lookin' aye!

We’re proper Geordie and proud of it. We’re unpretentious, unpolished and unrefined. And guess what, so is our milkshake. Completely refined sugar free, in fact.

A Canny Story